Bob was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him out cold. Passers by pulled him from the wreck and revived him.
Bob began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the paramedics.
Later, after Bob calmed down, they asked him why he struggled so much.
Bob said, “I remembered the impact. Then… nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing sign. Turns out somebody was standing in front of the ‘S’ on the ‘Shell’ sign.”
- clean funny jokes – Watch The Wall
- short jokes
- hilarious jokes – The Secret of Women
- Sports Jokes – Baseball Players Stay Cool
- Relationship Jokes – Not so fast!
- jokes for kids – Cat Family Joke
- clean jokes – Talking Parrot Animal Jokes
- short funny jokes
- really funny jokes – old farmers joke
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