short sports jokes Football Jokes

Which part of a football ground is never the same from one day to the next?
The changing rooms.

Which team loves ice-cream?
Aston Vanilla.

What should a team do if the pitch is flooded?
Bring on their subs!

David Beckham recently bought a sleeping bag.
It took him weeks to wake it up.

What do you call a laughing footballer?
Ryan Giggles!

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